Parks and Recreation Quotes
Dear frozen yogurt, you are the celery of desserts. Be ice cream or be nothing.
Ron
Computers are mostly pointless, but that Yelp thing gave me a great idea on how to criticize people in places.
Ron
Children are terrible artists and artists are crooks.
Ron
I’m getting the epiphany sweats!
Leslie
It was a pizza stuffed with little pizzas. And the crusts of those little pizzas were stuffed with chocolate.
Leslie
The bride wore a gown made by her friend Ann Perkins and the groom wore a butt so perfect it could make an angel hang himself.
Leslie
There has never been a sadness not cured by breakfast food.
Ron
I’m sorry, Mrs. Knope. There is such a thing called journalistic integrity. And it is something I have as a journalist with integrity.
Perd
I got you a going away present. I’m finally deleting you from my phone.
Tom
I told him One Headlight by the Wallflowers isn’t dancing material and he told me, “Not with that attitude!”
Ann
Holy mother of Malia! And Sasha! I love them both equally.
Leslie
Carob cookies and berries are literally my favorite dessert alternative.
Chris
