Political Animals

Political Animals "Pilot" Quotes

Elaine: Can you keep a secret, Clark?
Clark: That's my job.
Elaine: I'm going to run for president again, and this time I'm gonna win.
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Elaine: I stayed because I loved him.
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Susan: Let's be clear: I am definitely more upset that you stuck your d**k in another woman than I am about the story.
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Elaine: Someday, it would be nice to work for the man that beat me.
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Douglas: There has to be a rule about discussing my mother when I'm inside you.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

President Hammond: You were the foxiest piece of ass that I ever laid my eyes on. You still are.
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TJ: How am I going to do anything important if no one helps me?
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TJ: Occupational hazard, right. It comes with being a Hammond. They love us when they're not busy hating us.
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Elaine: Oh, and Bud, I want a divorce.
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President Hammond: You're asking me to eat s**t. Now, I held the highest office in the land. An office only 41 men before me ever held. I don't eat s**t. I serve it.
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