Political Animals

Political Animals Quotes

Season 1 Episode 6: "Resignation Day"

Margaret: Well, thanks for the invite, you little s**t.
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Elaine: No one is as horrible as we imagine them to be.
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Elaine: I have one son who has nearly died twice in the last six months. My other son, there is a confusion and an anger there that I'm just beginning to see. They're both adults, but they're still my children. It's not the right time to take on my boss or my party. I'm their mother first.
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Margaret: Just remember this, if you go out that door, it's your choice and nobody else's.
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TJ: I mean I had to make sure. Every once in a while, I gotta sleep with a woman and just double check. Look they don't tell you when you get the gay card that breasts are off the table, I mean breasts are awesome.
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Elaine: Bud? My Bud? He punched the Vice President?
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Season 1 Episode 5: "16 Hours"

Message from the Chinese submarine: Xie xie. (Thank you.)
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Bud: You wouldn't know honor if it sucked your c**k and stroked your balls, Fred.
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Bud: You harm my family again, and, I swear to every loving god I'll wipe your existence from the face of this earth.
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Susan: I had sex on this plane the last time I was on it.
Doug: With my dad?
Susan: Jesus, no. With another journalist.
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Margaret: Anne, sweetheart, you could stand a couple of terrible ideas.
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President Garcetti: This moment, this is why I asked you to run with me in the first place.
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Margaret: I wouldn't be surprised if somewhere in here he hasn't hid a go-go boy
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Elaine: But, as a mother, I would do anything to help my son.
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Margaret: Little s**t's never gonna learn.
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Season 1 Episode 4: "Lost Boys"

Doug: You need me as much as I need you.
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Season 1 Episode 3: "The Woman Problem"

Elaine: I'm not running for President, but I am looking forward to spending more time together.
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Pollster: Your father threw himself on the tracks. Now, he knew if he took the heat for her losing; he may give her the chance to run again someday.
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Pollster: Not the whole family, Bud. Umm, voters only like her without you. Not that they don't like you, it's just that they think you make her look weak.
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Alex: You don't need love the way you need your work. At least you didn't need mine.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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