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I would have liked to be the captain. Unfortunately I fell like a bitch.

Oliver

Laura: Did you get your Halston job there?
Bert: No, I got it in the balcony, third row.

I used to have rabbits when I was young but they all died.

Oliver

I never run unless somebody's chasing me with a gun.

Viktor

I love Joshua M's pants. It reminds me of Beetlejuice.

Anthony

Fat is fine but not when I'm making clothes.

Oliver

I am not organic. I like things that are fake.

Josh M

From the back that looks like a tire track.

Tim

It's like a Depends dress. You'll never have to get up from your bar stool.

Tim
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