Everyone has a different point of view as to what they want to show off and as you can see, Heidi wears no skirt.

Kors

The fact that Bert lived through this whole era is a bonus.

Anthony

Just take back what you're going to say.

Bert

Bert can't remember where he put his toothpaste half the time.

Anthony

If Bert comes up with a dopey look, that's his problem.

Laura

Tim: I just think it draws your eye to the crotch.
Josh: Yeah.

You've got real schizophrenia between the two outfits.

Michael Kors

They look like I'm making pants for a 500 lbs. woman.

Anya

OK, we've got four to five and a half hours to get two days work done, folks. Let's get cracking.

Bert

I just want you to know that she gets bristly about your taste level.

Tim

Laura: Did you get your Halston job there?
Bert: No, I got it in the balcony, third row.

Anthony: Bert, is this 70's inspired?
Bert: What am I the history buff all of a sudden?