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We split the food of the dead 50/50 that's always been the deal.


Lassiter: Where is Rip?
Shawn: He is somewhere in this house kicking ass in a classic game of hide and seek.

Gus once bit me for stealing his honey. But that was because he had just gotten graham crackers and had nothing to dip them in.


Lassiter: As of 2100 hours we are on a phase 4 lockdown!
Billy: Phase 4? What happened to the other three phases you cheap bastard?!

Lassiter: You know what happens in prison when you cry Harvard? A bunch of inmates go to the library and check out a bunch of books you've probably read before and beat you until you forget you ever went to guess?
Martin: Harvard...
Lassiter: You really are smart.

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