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Psych

If I were a mobster I think my mobster name would be Fricky Friction.

Shawn

I've got one speed and it is full throttle.

Lassiter

Step to me and I whip out the enormous piece I have under this robe!

Lassiter

Did a hooker will this to you?

Juliet

I'm the Chief of making bitches do shots.

Big Wendy

Woody: Where is Stumpy?
Gus: Somewhere disappointing Jesus....

I have one weakness in this life, and he has her.

Lassie

It's a valid question, Lassie!

Gus

Guard her with your life. That's not hyperbole!

Lassiter
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