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I would rather fall in love with a Vegan.

Carlton [about hugging-it-out with Shawn]

Shawn: I've had a catheter!
Gus: You mean a catharsis?

We are going to use impulse control. It's the art of controlling out impulses.


I wonder what our lives would be like if you had stayed wherever the hell you were five years ago and never come back to Santa Barbara.

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