It's my third best quality, right behind awesomeness and humility.

Shawn

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• Added: April 17, 2013

They say I might have a concussion; I wasn't able to pick up Lassie's dog this morning. Oh, and catch this, I have a concussion!

Shawn

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Juliet: Shawn our relationship is built on lies.
Shawn: ...And laughter, and laser tag and love.

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• Added: April 17, 2013

Honesty is everything to me Shawn. It's the only thing.

Juliet

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• Added: April 17, 2013

What's a matter, Spencer? Your third eye blind?

Lassiter

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• Added: April 17, 2013

What do you think a Spencer-O'Hara wedding would look like, Shawn?

Juliet

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• Added: April 17, 2013

Hello, Mrs. America. Say hello to mommy....

Lassiter

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• Added: April 17, 2013

I wish them exactly 7.2 years of happiness.

Shawn

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• Added: April 17, 2013

Did you consider going Costanza?

Henry

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• Added: April 17, 2013

If I were a mobster I think my mobster name would be Fricky Friction.

Shawn

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• Added: April 10, 2013

I've got one speed and it is full throttle.

Lassiter

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• Added: April 10, 2013

Step to me and I whip out the enormous piece I have under this robe!

Lassiter

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• Added: April 10, 2013