Psych

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Psych
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You might understand how a crazy person might find this to be upsetting.

Shawn

What are you saying, black people hadn’t been invented yet?

Gus

Evidence, O’Hara, sometimes comes in handy.

Lassiter

This dude has a strange relationship with the postal service.

Gus

Gus I just got hanged…or hung….

Shawn

Clearly this is embarrassing for both of us…

Shawn

Shawn: He sang our song....
Gus: It's on now.

You just suspended the greatest police chief in this city's history

Lassiter

He can't die in there, Shawn. It's a company car.

Gus

Juliet: You married a felon you helped put in jail.
Lassiter: Come on! Rehabilitated felon. Because the system works. At least I'm not a part-time stripper like McNab!

I like to laugh, and be held down and tickled.

Shawn

I had a waffle for breakfast this morning... Do you want to hear my shoulder click?

Gus
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Psych Quotes

Gus: That's a player's move, Shawn, a player's move.
Shawn: That's not a player's move, Gus, that's an astronomer's move.

Juliet: It's all police work Carlton.
Carlton: Yeah, right, and global warming is real.
Juliet: Yes, it is, Carlton.
Carlton: Sure it is.