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You fingers are like magical baby wieners.

Shawn

I'm on tilt, Shawn, I'm tilting.

Gus

I haven't had the touch of a woman since the first Maroon 5 album came out.

Shawn (as Henry)

My black is crackin', Shawn?!

Gus

Oh, please. I'm all about touching---respectfully.

Henry

Am I really that predictable?

Shawn

I've got guts and cellulite. I don't even need a warrant.

Lassiter

You need to uncross your crosshairs.

Shawn

SNAP! Pop, that is some quality old-school smack talk.

Shawn

He's still not ready to talk about it.

Gus

Someone shot the crock pot?!

Shawn

Juliet: I am not a moron.
Shawn: Even if you were I would clean up your messes....

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Psych Season 7 Quotes

Hello, ass face.

Shawn

So the next time you decide to put your life in danger, remember there is someone that loves you that is worried sick...

Juliet
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