Favorite Pushing Daisies Quotes
Ned: This is pushing your luck.
Chuck: Yeah, well, luck pushed me first
I suppose I could pay my bills with blind kids' smiles. But their money is a lot easier.
Emerson
That's the most tragic story I've ever heard. Notwithstanding the big ticket items like genocide and famine, but tragic nonetheless.
Olive
As the piemaker started off he realized that, for the first time in his life, he missed something more than his past. He missed his present.
Narrator
Chuck: Isn't that what a PI is supposed to do, investigate? Isn't that the fun part?
Emerson: The fun part is counting my money in the bubble bath.
Emerson: Rhubarb.
Olive: What's that mean?
Emerson: PI secret code for 'get me a damn slice of rhubarb.'
Olive: This isn't Pies r Us, Pie City ... this is a bells on the door, pies-baking, mom and pop place. We chit chat here. Chit!
Emerson: Chat!
"Someone in love is like a gangsta. They be like, 'Oh baby, you bleeding. How did that happen?' while they're hiding the razor in their weave."
Emerson
Impollite to discuss a woman's menopause in mixed company.
Lily
Lefty: Jackson was my prison bunkmate.
Vivian: Is bunkmate a euphemism for...?
Lefty: Not in this case, ma'am.
I made a choice and I'd do it again. I let Lawrence Schatz die and if i was faced with that choice right now I would make the same choice. You could put me in a loop and I'd make the same choice every time, that's how confident I am that it was the right choice for me to make. I'm sorry if that makes me a bad person, but... I'm not sorry that you're alive.
Ned
What was that rhyme? I scream, you scream, we all scream because you faked your death!
Olive
We're not lost. We're following the yellow thick hose.
Ned
