Damn, woman, you got the kung fu grip.

Emerson

Ned: "Maurice" and "Rolston"?
Chuck: You didn't even know their names?
Ned: I'm glad Dad got so fun and creative with naming after I left. "Goodbye, Ned. Hello, Mercutio and Ribald."
Chuck: Maurice and Rolston!

Chuck: Yeah, imagine if we'd dragged Ned here and found out that his dad's still an emotional disaster.
Olive: And it turns out he's older and crankier and drinks $6 bottles of sour mash. Oh, Ned would have a trump card of an I-told-you-so.

Your mother had a hunch. I could gold-leaf my bathroom with what I made off my hunches.

Emerson

Do you ever shiver when you pee? That's how I felt when he spoke.

Ned

Chuck: I can't believe you didn't tell me you have brothers.
Ned: Half brothers.
Chuck: Two half brothers, which is like one whole one.

Pushing Daisies Season 2 Episode 5 Quotes

Do you ever shiver when you pee? That's how I felt when he spoke.

Ned

Chuck: I can't believe you didn't tell me you have brothers.
Ned: Half brothers.
Chuck: Two half brothers, which is like one whole one.