Chuck: Where've you been?
Ned: Not important.
Chuck: It's important to me. I missed you.

As the piemaker started off he realized that, for the first time in his life, he missed something more than his past. He missed his present.

Narrator

Mama Jacobs: What did you say your name was? Brandon? Butch?
Chuck: Chuck?
Mama Jacobs: Chuck! I knew it was something unladylike

(to Ned) How do you know there's not a ghost somewhere right now telling his ghost friend, "You don't really think there's a guy who can touch dead people back to life, do you?"

Chuck

(to Ned) You go and do whatever private secret alone thing you need to go do by yourself. Alone.

Chuck

I love you, shovel.

Emerson

Tell Ned I love... his pies.

Olive

I don't know how we survived without it. It's like a sex addiction... I'd imagine.

Vivian

If you think about it, we've already been murdered once. How many dogs and people can say that?

Chuck

Olive: Maybe John Joseph faked his death. People do that all the time.
Emerson: No, they don't.

Think of it as an escrow. Between my thighs.

Emerson

What was that rhyme? I scream, you scream, we all scream because you faked your death!

Olive

Pushing Daisies Quotes

Chuck: Do you believe in reincarnation?
Emerson: Hell no. The planet's falling apart. Right now, it's the children's problem. We reincarnate, it's our problem

Vivian: Charlotte was a nice girl.
Lily: With the exception of puberty.
Vivian: Which was when Lily was going through a change of life.
Lily: Impolite to talk about one's menopause in mixed company.