Pushing Daisies Season 1 Quotes
Chuck: We'll cushion the blow.
Ned: Not a big fan of the blow.
Emerson: Rhubarb.
Olive: What's that mean?
Emerson: PI secret code for 'get me a damn slice of rhubarb.'
Olive: This isn't Pies r Us, Pie City ... this is a bells on the door, pies-baking, mom and pop place. We chit chat here. Chit!
Emerson: Chat!
Chuck: Isn't that what a PI is supposed to do, investigate? Isn't that the fun part?
Emerson: The fun part is counting my money in the bubble bath.
Did I say "can" because I swallow my consonants sometimes? Can't... N'T... come in.
Ned
Emerson: You don't know nothing about about her, except she had soft lips when she was 10.
Ned: That should be enough.
This is such a small cheese box.
Chuck
Can we not say kill? I touch them again and they return to how they were meant to be.
Ned
I’ve been ruminating and by ruminating I mean pondering, not chewing cud. How about we solve my murder and collect the reward? Wouldn’t that be poetic? Certainly an anecdote.
Chuck
Ned: This is pushing your luck.
Chuck: Yeah, well, luck pushed me first
Are you in love with her? 'Cause it's that level of stupid.
Emerson
I hate to be a bad host, but I'm sort of exhausted from chasing your coffin.
Ned
She read about people she could never be, on adventures she would never have. Life was good enough until one day it wasn't. Chuck wanted more. But at Boutique Travel Travel Boutique she got more than she bargained for.
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