Sam: What is wrong with you?
Ben: My dad is super allergic... You know... I couldn't have any pets so this little guy fills that void.
Sock: You said I filled that void, Ben

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• Added: February 16, 2009

Winston--you're one freaky ass bird, who scared the crap out of me, and now I can't be comfortable around birds ever again. I hope you know that

Ben [to the dove]

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• Added: February 16, 2009