Favorite Ringer Quotes
We addicts, we feed on shame.
Charlie
How's Andrew going to feel when he realizes that his real wife is dead and he's been sharing a bed with a drug addict, stripper, whore?
Gemma
It's like she's a whole new kind of bitch.
Juliette
We both know you're never more than one disgusting sex act away from shacking up with a new sugar daddy.
Siobhan
What would a woman like you never do?
Henry
You asked for a warrant. Here it is. Spelled your name right and everything.
Machado
So much for staying out of each other's phone records, huh?
Henry
Bridget: Please tell me you didn't bake.
Malcolm: Hey, I'm trying to celebrate, not kill you.
When I agreed to be your sponsor I thought it was going to be a whole lot easier than this.
Charlie
Sometimes it's easier to lie.
Bridget
You owe me bitch. Like ten million dollars.
Juliet
I had two beers. It's not like I was doing coke.
Juliet
