Favorite Ringer Quotes
Andrea: What the hell are you doing here?
Juliet: Receiving a sub par education, the same as you.
It's a little hard to trust you when you're using me to get back at your husband.
Tyler
Bridget: What would you say if I said I was going to church?
Andrew: You, in church. You'd melt.
It wouldn't be rehab without a eight cup a day habit.
Malcolm
By the way, if you want to stay hidden don't pay for your motel room on your credit card.
Machado
You know I married a first class liar but you are the gold standard.
Gemma
I've spent the last few weeks listening to a man complain about his job. I don't need to do it long distance.
Siobhan
It's been a tough week for me. I'm not getting my trust fund until I'm like, 25.
Juliet
Bridget: I thought you were dead.
Malcolm: I thought I was too.
You owe me bitch. Like ten million dollars.
Juliet
I had two beers. It's not like I was doing coke.
Juliet
Sometimes it's easier to lie.
Bridget
