Sometimes it's easier to lie.Bridget
When I agreed to be your sponsor I thought it was going to be a whole lot easier than this.Charlie
Bridget: Please tell me you didn't bake.
Malcolm: Hey, I'm trying to celebrate, not kill you.
So much for staying out of each other's phone records, huh?Henry
Tessa: I said I need five dollars.
Juliet: There. Now you and your family can eat for a whole month.
You asked for a warrant. Here it is. Spelled your name right and everything.Machado
What would a woman like you never do?Henry
Teacher: It's a better school than it looks.
Juliet: How could it not be.
Andrew: Will you tell her that's not appropriate attire for the first day of school.
Bridget: It's a little fabric challenged.
It's like she's a whole new kind of bitch.Juliette
How's Andrew going to feel when he realizes that his real wife is dead and he's been sharing a bed with a drug addict, stripper, whore?Gemma
We addicts, we feed on shame.Charlie