You didn't trust me enough to protect you and you didn't protect me.

Jane

Why do you have to go straight to breeding, with my brother.

Jane

If I wanted support like that I would have called my mother.

Jane

One date to see Dumb and Dumber doesn't constitute a boyfriend.

Jane

Jane: What is it with the English and their ridiculous hats?
Maura: The Anglican church made women cover their heads.
Jane: With a pink migrating goose.

Angela: Why do you have to be so snippy?
Jane: Why do you have to be so snoopy?

Jane: I hate it when you correct me.
Maura: I hate it when you forget about Mr. Adverb.

You're not even ready for the commitment of calling him by his first name.

Maura

Does your brain ever get tired?

Jane

Your life gets lived while you are doing other things.

Constance

Frankie: Who are you dressed as?
Jane: A person. Shut up.

Even you would look bad if a bullet had gone through you.

Jane