I'd kill for either of you but I will never plead guilty.


Maura, I told you never to hunch. You're not made for hunching.


Korsak: He hogs the thing like he owns it.
Frost: Because one swipe from bear paws here will take out the whole system.

Jane: Where am I going?
Maura: To offer moral support in case Cailin wants another one of my organs.

Maura: You slept with Raphael?
Jane: We didn't sleep, Maura.

I finally get promoted to detective and my boss hates Rizzolis. Thanks Jane.


The only time I wash my car is right before I sell it.


You just said the best line to get a woman to take her clothes off.


They're anti-women, anti-environment, and anti-AAA. Who is anti-AAA?


Maura: I feel very silly.
Jane: You're going to feel even sillier when I push you out with my feet.

You'd be even weirder than you are if you didn't want to know your biological mother.


Maura: Society is slow to change even though 53% of women are the main bread winners in their household.
Frost: Why don't I have one of those chicks in my household?