Hey Julia Childs, I could buy a tube of those crescent things and serve them to you in twenty minutes.


You got balls taking a cop to dinner. Did you think you could charm me too?


Your dress is a real booty call magnet. I got hit on twice, by women.


Those boots are fashion homicide.


Take your VIP seats. Boston Homicide sits in the nose bleeds.


Jesse: Call me. I wouldn't mind be interrogated by you.
Jane: Heard that line. Like four million times.

The dead guy in the shower's got everybody spooked.


The only thing Tommy does temporarily is stay out of trouble.


Maura: Chimpanzees do that.
Jane: Do what?
Maura: Grab their crotches. It's a sign of aggression.

Jane: Well, that was a long day.
Maura: Because it started yesterday.

Jane: I am never getting married or having children.
Maura: Do you think that can protect you?

I'm not going anywhere. I'm part of a cop family too.