Rizzoli & Isles Quotes
Did you just say what's the big whoop?
Jane
Maura: Well what am I suppose to get you for your birthday?
Jane: What is that? The duck boat ride?
Jane: A hot air balloon ride?
Maura: Well, it's a rather unfortunate coincidence that I found a balloon full of teeth today but this is completely different.
What's the matter with you two? You look like you lost your favorite pair of mittens.
Angela
Maura: You okay?
Jane: What, because I saw my own personal boogie man today? No.
Jane: He called me hysterical.
Frost: I'm surprised his balls aren't in his throat right now.
Why are you anxious? Is it because you put on a little weight?
Angela
Tommy's not the only Rizzoli with a beautiful mind.
Jane
You're holding me hostage. You think you have any right to ask me personal questions.
Maura
Here's a deal. I'll do sensitivity training. You never do Brando.
Jane
Axel: You're a cop. That's a turn off.
Jane: Bummer.
Maura: Males seek mates capable of nursing offspring. Abundant breasts do suggest...
Jane: You know what his abundant belly suggest? Snowball's chance in hell.
