I don't like going to bed angry.

Nick

I almost forgot how hard it was.

Traci

Sam: Your clothes are all over my bedroom floor.
Andy: Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know that was a problem. I can make it stop.

You won't get rid of me without a fight.

Sam

I don't want to train a cop. I want to train a super cop.

Andy

Gail: What does my outfit say to you?
Chris: I'm wearing clothes.

Andy: You were standing on top of my cruiser.
Concert goer: I wasn't standing. I was dancing.

You look like something the cat dug up.

Dov

Nick's great. I mean if I wasn't climbing Dov mountain I would be all over that.

Chloe

Sam: I see you two together and I know that she's right for you.
Oliver: Like you and McNally?
Sam: Exactly.

Protect your buddy. Let him spend your money while you die in jail.

Sam

Gail: Space is for losers.
Andy: Well, yeah maybe so. Now get out of mine.