Gail: You're quiet.
Andy: So arrest me.

Wrong day to piss me off.

Noelle

This is it man. This is the job.

Chris

Marlo: You know what I hate most in the world.
Andy: Kittens? Laughter?
Marlo: Two girls standing in a room shouting about a guy who's not even there.

Hey vigilante Mama.

Noelle

Look, rook, sometimes you have to give a little to get a little.

Officer Best

I think it looks like Miami threw up on your wall.

Sam

Your pep talk needs help.

Dov

I think you were ready to marry someone else six months ago.

Sam

Here's a story for you. When I tell you to go left, go left.

Oliver

Don't feel threatened. I brought my own calligraphy pen.

Andy

Who knew killing someone would require so much paperwork?

Andy