Well the minute I decided to tell Sam about my feelings he's gone, like magic Like really mean magic.

Andy

Chris: He's a priest. He can't be lying.
Andy: Pfff. Priests lie. Ever see that wafer that they call bread?

Yeah, well if I'm living God's plan you can let him know that his timing's off. Way off.

Andy

Traci: Having faith means believing in things that don't make sense.
Andy: The tooth fairy doesn't make sense.
Traci: I am the tooth fairy.

This must be where momma bear and papa bear are buried.

Gail

Andy: Insurance is really kind of fascinating.
Traci: Almost as fun as tag team Tuesdays.

Some people, a lot of people, are just plain bad.

Jerry

The thing I really want to know is why someone is running around in your uniform robbing drug dealers.

Luke

Hey vigilante Mama.

Noelle

Traci: Detective, do you believe that if you look hard enough you can find good in everyone.
Luke: You know I'm a homicide detective, right?

Swarek's a badass. He's probably wired up somewhere playing poker with the bad guys.

Chris

First rookie out of their cuffs drinks for free. Everyone else pays.

Oliver Shaw

Rookie Blue Quotes

There is absolutely no training that prepares you for life on the street.

Staff Sgt. Boyko

First rookie out of their cuffs drinks for free. Everyone else pays.

Oliver Shaw