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Epstein, your girl's not with you because you're a good cop. She's with you because you're a good man


I think you were ready to marry someone else six months ago.


I don't like it when you lose me. It makes me feel stupid.


Sam: That's right buddy, no where to go. Its over.
Andy: I guess he didn't hear you.

What I've noticed is that one of us grew up and became a real cop and the other's just a boy polishing his little gun. Careful it doesn't go off in your hand.


Andy: It's like we're teenagers.
Sam: And that's a bad thing?

Andy: What time is it?
Sam: I don't know. You threw my watch somewhere.

Here's a story for you. When I tell you to go left, go left.

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