We both hate me.

Becky: You told me I never moved on after Mark died. End the misery. Grieve and get on with your life. Your words.
Darlene: David didn't die.
Becky: Yeah, but your marriage did.

I know you're a quality person, David. I want you to prove me right.

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Roseanne Season 10 Episode 5 Quotes

Darlene: Mom, that didn't go through.
Roseanne: I heard it beep.
Darlene: Oh my god! You're stealing that.
Roseanne: No. They're making me work as a checkout lady and my starting salary is bacon.

Now we can shop without the hassle of anyone helping us at all.

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