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Royal-pains

I can get over this kidnapping thing - I get it, but counterfeit cohibas? That is morally bankrupt man.

Evan

Invasion of the ciditos.

Jill

Hank: You need to call the ambulance now.
Carmen: We can't.
Hank: Why?
Carmen: Because he's already dead.

Where are we guys - hello?

Evan

Hank: Science makes predictions - not promises.
Boris: Is that your medical opinion or a personal one.
Hank: Maybe a little bit of both.

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