Royal Pains

Wednesdays 9:00 PM on USA

Season: 3 2 1

Royal Pains Quotes

Episode 14: "Bottom's Up"

Jack: I think it's cute that you use a golf term to try and persuade me.
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Evan: England...that's two months, that's a sixth of a year.
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Jill: Let's go fishing!
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Jack: Don't make me fire you as my friend too. Man, you really are bad at this.
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Jill: South America's about South America. I'm not running away, I'm running straight into my future.
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Episode 13: "My Back to the Future"

Jill: So you just happened to send your resume to where Divya worked.
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Evan: If you guys are done with awkward social hour. While Hank is moving in slow motion, Dr. Van Dyke will be filling in.
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Evan: You're the yin to my yang. Seriously, dude, you are the salt to my pepper.
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Jack: Hey, Grandma, you made it.
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Jack: I'm not listing you as my doctor, I'm listing you as my friend. You already said you were my friend. You can't take it back.
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Jack: You know what, you guys should come with subtitles.
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Episode 11: "A Farewell to Barnes"

Evan: A year ago you were one of those doctors. Seem you shifted over to the other side.
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Lucy: Good news, if I'm dying it dovetails nicely with the day I am having.
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Divya: I keep trying to go through his charts over and over again to see how I missed it, but I can't.
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Hank[to Eric]: If you sue it shouldn't be about the money, it should be about making sure the person learns from their mistakes.
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Paige: Evan R. Lawson, will you marry me?
Evan: In a heartbeat, Paige Collins?
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Hank: To my impressive baby brother and his beautiful bride to be. I have never seen two people who belong together more, and I couldn't be prouder or happier.
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