Royal Pains

Royal Pains

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Hankwatch
"Hankwatch"

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Blythe Spirits
"Blythe Spirits"

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Season: 5 4 3 2 1

Royal Pains Quotes

Season 5 Episode 2: "Blythe Spirits"

Paige: Evan has been watching way too much Downton Abbey.
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Paige: New money settles problems with lawyers. Old money settles problems with cocktails.
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Hank: Maybe the next time you can pull over my brother for tweeting while driving and lock him up for a couple days.
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Season 5 Episode 1: "Hankwatch"

Paige: Good to know things ended as passionately as they started.
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Paige: You're worried about being separated from Hank while he's recovering.
Evan: You're saying I'm a HankWatch addict?
Paige: Yes.
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Evan: Did she seriously try to Erin Brocovich us right now? Are we being Brocovich-ed?
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Season: 5 4 3 2 1
Total Season 5 Quotes: 6
Total Royal Pains Quotes: 519
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