Royal Pains

Royal Pains

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Season: 4 3 2 1

Royal Pains Quotes

Season 4 Episode 15: "Off-Season Greetings"

Hank: I am better at starting relationships than deepening them.
 • Rating: Unrated
Jill: So what was it like to watch your little brother get married?
Hank: It was weird. To me he's still the kid who ate $.85 in nickels on a dare.
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Evan: Why don't we just put two tables together—
Paige: They're round! You can't push to two round tables together, it won't work!
 • Rating: Unrated
Ken: FYI not good for business when the doctor looks sick.
 • Rating: Unrated
Eddie R. [about Hank's cell phone]: Really, Hank, On Hannukah?
Hank: I am so sorry, Rabbi Lawson!
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Evan [of Paige]: Is there a condition known as mental frostbite?
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Divya [to Paige]: You know what they say, when you marry someone you're not marrying their family.... oh, wait, you are marrying their family. I am terribly sorry...
 • Rating: Unrated
Divya [to Rafa]: Did we lose our minds?
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Owen: I know you're thinking that Owen has gained a few pounds since the last time you saw him. But I want you to know, I am on The Lipitor.
Hank: Do you know that The Lipitor is not the substitute for the good eating habits?
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Hank: That's not appropriate Ken, that's not appropriate.......
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Hank: Shadow Pond—I'm being summoned.
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Season 4 Episode 14: "Sand Legs"

Hank: We were discussing Harper's mad volleyball skills.
 • Rating: Unrated
Hank: I do know my way around a Parcheesi board.
Evan: And Grandma's too. Wait ,that didn't sound right did it?
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Evan: People leave their past behind all the time.
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Evan: You came back because of a patient?
Hank: I thought so. But now I think I used a patient to hold myself back.
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Season 4 Episode 13: "Somthing Fishy This Way Comes"

Hank: I am never done with a patient who needs my help.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Dr. Sacani: She is not my type.
 • Rating: Unrated
Dr. Sacani: I take it you believe my concerns are valid?
 • Rating: Unrated
Hank: It's your magic bag now.
 • Rating: Unrated
Hank: I was sent to camp so my parents could argue in private.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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Season: 4 3 2 1
Total Season 4 Quotes: 132
Total Royal Pains Quotes: 513
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