Scandal
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Fitz: Liv, I feel like...ashamed. Like I don't have a right to make jokes. Like I am the joke. 'The guy can't keep it in his pants.' Like my father, you know?
Olivia: Dive in. Own it. Mock your image.
[to Abby] Funny, I've only been to Montana once but I seem to remember it looking a lot different from this. More cattle, less bull.
David
You and I, we've always wanted the same man, Liv. For him to be the man we know he can be. And after what we did, we owe him this. The chance to run on his own steam and win.
Mellie
I don't play second fiddle to anyone, even the President. Goodnight, Olivia.
Jake
Stupid, super spies.
Harrison
There’s probably only two people in this world who can tell me if this really happened. One of those people is my father and I can’t ask him because he’ll probably kill both of you or maybe even all three of us to teach me some kind of sick lesson. And the other is the President.
Olivia
This is a Greek tragedy in the making. Winged mistresses flying too close to the sun.
Cyrus
I did everything but roll your whore up in a rug and unfurl her at your feet!
Mellie
We’re only digging up dirt on the most powerful man in the world. How dangerous could that be?
Jake
I have so many questions I want to ask you but I'm afraid you'll kill my friends if I do. So you know, let’s just talk about the weather or uh how I can’t form attachments to people because my mother is dead and my father is that thing that goes bump in the night or…you pick a topic.
Olivia
James: You’re a shameless monster.
Cyrus: Who loves you dearly!
Who we work for is Liv’s business. I can’t get her to do something she doesn’t want to do. No one can.
Harrison [to Cyrus]
