[to Fitz] You are stressed, and you are scared, and you want this. You want to win this election so bad you can't breathe, and I understand that. But you don't trust me.

Olivia

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Cyrus: I'll give you exactly one second to get your feet off my desk.
Leo: Or what?
Cyrus: Or I'll cut 'em off and shove 'em down your throat.
Leo: I'm a size 11 1/2. I seriously doubt my feet would fit down my throat.
Cyrus: I'm not talking about your feet you baby-faced twit. I'm talking about your balls. Have they even dropped yet? Will you miss them when they're gone?

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My husband's a monster, David. He's brilliant, and egomaniacal, and has done more to thwart the rule of law than you and I will ever know. He's a monster. And he's powerful. And he thinks he doesn't have a weakness. But he does. Me. And I will do whatever it takes, stand on the podium, play the good soldier, sleep beside him for as long as it takes, to bring that monster down.

James

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Jake: I couldn't say no! I serve at the pleasure of the President of the United States--
Olivia: Don't we all.

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[to Fitz] One, I am not a hen. Two, I am not a prize at the state fair. You cannot win me!

Olivia

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[to James] Girls like to be kissed first, right? Romance them a little before you dive right into their pants.

Cyrus

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[to Olivia] Let me be clear. You can ask a favor of me, but you cannot tell me how to do it, who to task, or anything remotely close to how to do my job because you have no idea how my world works.

Jake

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I wanna walk into the light and feel the sun on my face Cyrus. You're on your own.

Olivia

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Jake: Run away with me Liv, save me.
Olivia: Take advantage of me Jake.

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I must confess to the world the breaking of his commandment. It is the only way I will hear his voice again!

Sally

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Whatever happens, remember the best part of me loves you. Maybe the only good part.

Cyrus [to James]

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They're all murderers. Reston, Sally, Fitz, the presidential debate it's literally murderer's row. No matter who gets elected, they're all murderers.

Olivia

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