Scorpion
Mondays 9:00 PM on CBSScorpion Season 4 Episode 19: "Gator Done" Quotes
Having a baby doesn't make you a man. Taking care of a baby makes you a man. I couldn't even care for Cabe today. The guy's almost sixty.
Toby
I always knew one of the stupid ones were going to kill me. I thought it was going to be Paige.
Toby
Cabe: Whatcha doin?
Toby: Quicksand, ya idiot!
Cabe: Quicksand. I haven't seen quicksand since the Princess Bride. Now that was an awesome movie. No fear, Buttercup! I will save you.
Toby: I'm a dead man.
You know what, Doc? This is what life's all about, taking care of people you love. We need to take care of each other.
Cabe
Happy: Did you get the target?
Walter: Not the one I was aiming for!
Cabe: He shot me in the ass!
Walter: It's harder than it looks!
Hey dummy, if I'm pregnant, I do not want to tell my child the dad died as gator bait.
Happy
Toby: That's Cajun for alligator.
Cabe: Yeah? What's Cajun for "my foot in your ass?"
Toby: I should know that. I've heard it before.
Walter: Well surprisingly, female mosquitos are attracted to sterile males.
Toby: That's probably how I landed Happy.
Sly: Ralphie boy, I envy you. Look at you. Your age, spending your spring break saving the planet.
Ralph: No one parties like I do.
I love you that's why I can't lie to you. If I did, I would be denying you the opportunity to improve.
Walter
