Cabe: Don't move, scumbag!
Kidnapper: Barnaby?

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Toby: Are you sure about this?
Happy: No, but we need the password, and this is the fastest way to get it. Now, let's go.
Toby: Just read the note one more time.
Happy: [reading note] This is a robbery. Give us your server password, and no one gets hurt.
Toby: It's direct and clear. That's a good note.

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Walter: It's morse code. It's Happy.
Richard Elia: How do you know?
Walter: Because the doorbell just said, "it's me, stupid."

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Walter: Richard.
Richard Elia: Why is it every time you guys are around things turn to crap?

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Someone is sitting where I sat yesterday, and I thought it was same seatsies.

Sly

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What's with you guys and the acronyms?

Cabe

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Toby: You need to get knocked up, and coffee is a violation of S.T.O.R.K.
Cabe: [groans] I don't want to know.
Toby: Oh, I'm glad you asked. Happy and I have conceived a conception plan, and it's called S.T.O.R.K. S is for sexy time, only at moments of optimal fertility.
Cabe: I'm not interested in your sexy time!

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Cabe: Now I've got a badge that says intern.
Happy: Now that you mention it, I could use a coffee.

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Walter: Yes, she's my girlfriend. We've been intimate.
Paige: Unnecessary detail.

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