Luck doesn't exist. Math and science does.

Happy

I don't want to sound like Sylvester, but I'm terrified.

Toby

You brainiacs can't agree on anything, so I'm stepping up.

Paige

There are a lot of negative vibes in this room right now. I think a beer would help.

Toby

I'm the one who had to dig through a Salvation Army bin to pass as a lawyer to talk to you.

Toby

Slap my face with an ace!

Toby

That was so badass.

Paige

Walter: I have never committed a crime in my life.
Toby: Well, you did hack into NASA.

It was physics, not heroics.

Happy

I'm like a blind man at a peep show. What's the point?

Toby

Only you could turn blackjack into homework.

Toby

I don't believe it. This bed is sterile!

Sylvester

Scorpion Season 1 Episode 4 Quotes

I'm in because the only thing sweeter than winning cash will be winning it from you.

Toby

Maybe it's time we got some publicity on this.

Walter