Scorpion
Mondays 9:00 PM on CBSScorpion Season 3 Episode 8: "Sly and the Family Stone" Quotes
Sly, you're my family, even if you hadn't have married my sister.
Walter
Blood doesn't make family. Love makes family.
Toby: When I was a kid, I was actually a loser. I never dreamed I'd marry a babe like you. It's the greatest accomplishment of my life! I just want everyone to know.
Happy: So you want to show me off like a piece of meat.
Toby: Exactly. There's dozens people in Brooklyn that need some comeuppance.
Happy: It's just really not my style.
Toby: I know.
Walter: Toby asked me to help you with a non-existent test?
Tim: Ralph asked me to pal around with you in Ireland.
Cabe: It's a little Parent Trap. We're trying to create some peace in the garage.
We're not in the military. We're in the lake with the swan boat.
Walter
Sly: That was easy.
Paige: All you had to do was lie and be emotionally manipulative. You are a natural politician.
I've already booked an appointment at the court house, so by night fall, we will be woman and husband.
Happy
I'm trying to save your lives.
Walter
If Walt actually liked Tim, saw in him what Paige saw, he'd realize Paige made the logical choice and stop trying to win her.
Toby
Tim: When I want something at the grocery store, I usually just ask someone who works there.
Walter: Yeah but with this, you won't have to talk to...anyone.
Tim: Right.
Cabe: This is what happens when you don't interact enough.
