Walter: What you just said makes sense.
Happy: Everything I say makes sense.

You don't build a turnip truck unless you have turnips.

Toby

Toby: How did you know my favorite soup?
Ralph: Eat it. You look awful.

Ken: Are you hot or something?
Sylvester: What I'm not allowed to be hot in Africa?

I've told you before. There's no such thing as a sun gun. My father is obsessed with a fairy tale.

Sylvester

Being around a dictator isn't how I'd like to spend my weekend either.

Walter

Toby: Great, so how do we sneak into a dictator's country and abscond his death ray?
Cabe: You're not going anywhere, sicko.

My mind is so open that a lot of bad thoughts are coming in.

Sylvester

I caught the cooties watching you and groovy grandpa fumble with the ladies.

Toby

We're not a good match. Cheerio!

Walter

Why do you smell like a martini bar in 1960?

Toby

You're about to enter a hornet's nest of insanity. I'm your bug repellent.

Toby

Scorpion Season 2 Episode 14 Quotes

Why do you smell like a martini bar in 1960?

Toby

You're about to enter a hornet's nest of insanity. I'm your bug repellent.

Toby