You cannot use the marshmallows! They are for the smores!

Sylvester

Scorpion never fails.

Ralph

Happy: Hey doc?
Toby: It's good to hear your voice.
Happy: Are we naked?
Toby: Yeah I saw a chopportunity and I took it.

We're not going to make it. I'm with you. I never thought that I'd be so lucky to go out like this.

Toby

I am going to apologize for what's about to happen.

Toby

She's your friend. She's the love of my life.

Toby

How do we melt ice in the Antarctic circle?

Toby

You got a kid with you? Great. And you're the ones saving us?

Captain Decker

I don't know about you guys, but ever since we got here, it feels like my whole world is upside down.

Toby

So just help him be a normal kid and tie the damn knots.

Paige

For example, Megan told me to open up and to not be afraid of relationships, so this year I have resolved to be more social.

Walter

Who are you? What have you down with Unhappy Quinn?

Toby

Scorpion Season 2 Episode 13 Quotes

Who are you? What have you down with Unhappy Quinn?

Toby

Cabe: Are you sure you know what you're doing?
Sylvester: I'm a hypochondriac. I've been taking my own blood pressure since I was nine.