Scream
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Emma: Wait what is Noah's obsession?
Audrey: Murders, Brandon James, the Morgue? I don't know, Noah is an obsessive nerd by nature.
Killer: Don't you know the rules? Now that you and Zoe have had sex, you're both on the slasher chopping block. You know how that goes.
Noah: You need to update your genre references. That's a pretty outdated way of thinking.
Noah: These people just blindly bought into it. It's like they've never seen April Fool's Day, or the House on Haunted Hill. Accepting an invitation to a mysterious party practically ensures a grisly death.
Zoe: Isn't April Fool's Day the one where everything turns out to be a prank in the end?
Noah: Not if you've seen the alternate ending.
I'm sorry Ms. Lakewood ruined your virgin, but unfortunately that means he has to die.
Killer
Zoe: Virgin? Seriously? Where did you learn to do that?
Noah: Phantasm Two. It's a terrible movie, but one hell of a sex scene.
Noah: Audrey, finding out who sent that file to Emma is not going to change what you did or how Emma feels about it.
Audrey: I was gonna tell her.
Noah: Yeah, but you didn't.
Brooke: See this is why people think you're creepy.
Gustavo: Do you think I'm creepy?
Brooke: Yes, but you say nice things to me, and I think you smell kinda good.
Gustavo: So who's creepy now?
Brooke: Still you.
Audrey: Is she drunk?
Noah: Either that or she's recently suffered a blow to the head.
Emma: She's drunk.
Zoe: I'm sorry, this isn't the right place.
Noah: No, no. Well, somewhere with a door would be optimal.
This is the stupidest, most insane thing ever. Having a carnival after everything that's happened in this town?
Gustavo
Valedictorian and secret self-medicator, I'm into it. There are not enough happy face emojis in the world to express how much I needed that.
Brooke
Zoe: I can't wear that on stage in front of an actual crowd with an actual boy that I actually like. Too scary.
Brooke: The only thing scary here is this dress.
