Selfie Quotes
I am not the one planning my weekend around a bowl of ruffage
Freddy
Like Jessica Simpson when she was dating John Mayer.
Eliza
As I watched Henry pet Kevin's afro I realized I wasn't going clubbing tonight.
Eliza
While you are at, could you also check on the son of God. He's been waiting to hear from you.
Mitchell
I don't mean no disrespect but I did not come her to talk smack with you dirty ratchets.
Charmonique
The internet is all about illusions girl. You now that.
Son
And if I am not home until morning. Another bowl of nuggets with milk in it.
Charmonique
Did you tell her she can vomit here?
Eliza
Grilled chicken could be fun.
Joan
Joan: That pizza is topped with lies.
Eliza: But not oregano!
Of course there is a prenup! There is a billion dollars on the elevator!
Eliza
Have a kid. No one will ever want to call your booty again. But seriously it is a deterrent. Not to everyone. But to a lot of people.
Charmonique
