There's not one woman in New York who hasn't turned down ten wonderful guys because they were too short or too fat or too poor. Why don't these women just marry a fat guy? Why don't they just marry a big fat tub of lard?

Peter Mason, Toxic Bachelor

Cupid has flown the co-op!

Carrie

Samantha: (about Barkely) Is he dating any one model in particular?
Carrie: Actually, he's sleeping with all of them in general.

My friends think I'm shallow. Sometimes I think they're right. Other times I think "Hey, I'm fucking a model".

Nick

Most guys just think you're dumb, but I'm really very literary. I read. I'll sit down and read a whole magazine from cover to cover.

AshLeigh B.

I've been out with lots of guys and they say I am just as beautiful as a model, but I work for a living. I'm like, well... I'm like a model who's taken the high road.

Samantha

Carrie: I began to realize that being beautiful is like having a rent-controlled apartment overlooking the park: completely unfair and usually bestowed upon those who deserve it least.

It was hard to imagine that anyone so beautiful could ever be lonely.

Carrie

Mr. Big: What are you writing about this week?
Carrie: Well, I'm working on a story about men who date models. Any thoughts?
Mr. Big: Only that they're very lucky.

Carrie: So what happened you couldn't find seats right on the runway?
Samantha: Oh, you can see all the flaws from this angle.

Miranda: What I wanna know is, when did all the men get together and decide that they would only get it up for giraffes with big breasts?
Charlotte: In some cultures, heavy women with mustaches are considered beautiful.
Samantha: And you're looking at me while you're saying that?

(After Carrie gets off Mr. Big's car)
Carrie: Wait! Have you ever been in love?
Mr. Big: Abso-fucking-lutely.