Sex and the City Season 1 Episode 3: "Bay of Married Pigs" Quotes
Charlotte: I hate it when you're the only single person at a dinner party and they look at you like you're a...
Carrie: Loser!
Miranda: Leper!
Samantha: Whore!
Carrie: Okay, I owe you. I didn't know that all of his buddies were gonna be married. Oh, my god, you're doing tequila shots?
Samantha (drunk): You see that buddy over there? I fucked him. You see that buddy over there? I fucked him too. I never thought I'd see them again.
Carrie: Well, maybe you should start tagging your married men and that way you can keep track of them.
He was like the flesh and blood equivalent of a DKNY dress. You know it's not your style but it's right there, so you try it on anyway.
Carrie
Samantha: You know, married women are threatened because we can have sex anytime, anywhere, and with anyone.
Carrie: We can?
Samantha: And they're afraid we're gonna have it anytime, anywhere with their husbands.
Charlotte: I would never sleep with a married man.
Smanatha: What makes you so sure you haven't? Wedding rings come off you know.
Everywhere I looked, people were standing in two's. It was like Noah's, upper west side rent-controlled ark.
Carrie
You turn into one of those married assholes, and I'll kill you.
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I'm beginning to think I may not be the marrying kind.
Carrie
I'm determined to make partner in this firm even if I have to be a lesbian partner.
Miranda
Christ! When did single translate to being gay?
Miranda
When someone gets married all bets are off, they become married and we become the enemy.
Miranda
Charlotte: How did you happen to get a new boyfriend in a week?
Carrie: He's not my boyfriend, he's just somebody I'm trying on.
