Sex and the City Season 3 Episode 18: "Cock-a-Doodle-Do" Quotes
Samantha: Who wants a wiener?
Transsexual: Girl, I'm trying to get rid of one.
Carrie: Well, I definitely do try to figure out what went wrong, but, I don't think I obsess.
Miranda: Oh, my God! You're Miss Obsess. Big?
Carrie: Yeah, okay, yes, Big. Big was tricky, I still don't know what happened there.
Samantha: Honey, you look back so much you should have a relationship rear-view mirror.
Charlotte: It's infuriating! Women sit around obsessing about what went wrong over and over again and men just say, alrighty.
Samantha: I take offense at that generalisation. Not all women sit around and obsess about men, as soon as my relationships are over, I move on.
Carrie: Relationships?
Samantha: You know, dates.
Carrie: Well, they're over us. It's just so hilarious.
Miranda: I'm hemorrhaging inside it's so funny.
Carrie: We thought they were sitting there pinning away and they have new girl friends already.
Samantha: We're they cute?
Carrie: The point is not if they were cute, the point is, they were there.
Miranda: They were cute.
Carrie: Very cute.
Miranda: How can they have new relationships already? I'm still in the I just broke up with someone phase.
This is what I like about New York, street traffic.
Steve
Carrie: What are they doing together? What, are they friends now?
Miranda: Apparently! This is bad.
Carrie: What do you think they're talking about?
Miranda: What do you think ther're talking about?
Carrie: Their dogs?
Miranda: Yeah! Here's they're dog conversation; how's your dog? Good. How's yours? Good. Was that those two bitches who ruined our lives?
The only thing worse than being thiry-four and single is being thirty-four and divorced.
Charlotte
Samantha: I'm paying a fortune to live in a neighbouhood that's trendy by day and trannie by night.
Charlotte: Trannie?
Samantha: Transexuals. Chicks with dicks. Boobs on top, balls down below.
Miranda: I don't get the appeal there?
Carrie: It's the other white meat.
