Sex and the City

Sex and the City "Frenemies" Quotes

Miranda: He doesn't even know me , the least he could do is get to know me before he rejects me.
Carrie: Yeah! That's illegal dumping.
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Miranda: (to Carrie over the phone) I can't believe I'm eating a frozen dinner. I'm such a cliche.
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Miranda: Their starting to die on us.
Charlotte: Oh, my God!
Samantha: Well, at least you weren't stood up.
Miranda: Thirty-five and their dying. We should just give up now.
Carrie: On the bright side, this could explain why they don't call back.
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Samantha: I just got us a reservation at Sumba next week.
Carrie: Oh, fancy!
Samantha: But, I could only get us a four top. Do you think Trey would mind staying home?
Charlotte: No, he doesn't seem up for much these days.
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Charlotte: We've been trying to you know...
Samantha: F**k?
Charlotte: Whatever! And it's just not....
Samantha: Getting big and hard?
Carrie: What is this dirty mad libs?
Charlotte: I love him, but it's so frustrating.
Miranda: Of course it is.
Charlotte: I mean, last night I got so turned on I almost....
Samantha: Hey, you almost masturbated, he almost got it up, together you almost had sex.
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Carrie: Do you know that there are no avaliable men out there?
Miranda: We're at my date's wake...so yes.
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Carrie: What do I know about men? All I have is a bunch of failed relationships..
Miranda: And one affair.
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Miranda: This is my first wake.
Carrie: Don't expect a goody bag.
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Miranda: He had money set aside for this.
Carrie: It's nice. I'm dead, your not, enjoy the buffet.
Miranda: Damn it! I like him even more now. He was organized enough to have a will.
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Charlotte: How can you not know anything about him? You slept with him?
Samantha: I f**ked him. He made me come six times, that's good enough for me.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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