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Samantha: Are you in pain? I'm in pain just looking at you.
Miranda: I'm a 34-year-old woman with braces and I'm on a liquid diet. Pain doesn't begin to cover it.

Dr Talley: With some clients I've found it often helps to create your own non-threatening language, with which to talk about sex.
Charlotte: I'm not sure that I understand.
Dr Talley: Well, for example, one client rather whimsically dubbed his anus "the chocolate starfish". (chuckles)
Trey: Are you quite sure you went to Yale?

Carrie: Wade, wait.
Wade: What?
Carrie: (laughing) The chicken wings. If they see the chicken wings they're gonna know...we were smoking the pot.

(thinks) On closer inspection it turned out this leaving with the parents thing wasn't so bad. It was like having servants you didn't have to pay.

Carrie

When your a teenager all you wanna do is buy beer. When you've hit thirty, all you wanna do is get carded.

Carrie

Carrie: How old are they?
Samantha: Thirteen.
Carrie: But they sound....
Samantha: I know...
Carrie: And they dress...
Samantha: I know, just like us.

Her braces are sapphire. I'm a thirty-four year old nerd.

Miranda

Miranda: I'm sorry are your braces blue?
Girl: No, their sapphire. Oh, my God, look you have the old fashioned kind. I didn't even know they made those anymore.

Samantha: Jenny.
Jenny : So ladies is everything fabulous?
Samantha: It is now. I didn't know you were here...
Jenny: And I didn't know, you knew Carrie Bradshaw? You are fucking fabulous. Your column about secret sex, hello, my life. Seriously, my ex was so completely about the sex when we were alone but in the school hallway I didn't exist.
Girl 1: And there all like that.
Girl 2: Men suck.

Do you realise that a thirteen year old girl just bought us a two hundred bottle of Dom Perignon? You know what I was buying when I was thirteen? Nothing! I couldn't afford anything, I was serving dilly bars at Dairy Queen.

Samantha

Miranda: This is what happens to tongue thrusters? Am I hideous? Carrie: No. Hey, no, no, they don't look so bad.
Miranda: Really?
Carrie: That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
Samantha: Are you in pain? I'm in pain just looking at you.

Samantha: He lives with his parents?
Carrie: It's their apartment.
Samantha:So, not sexy honey. Dump him immediately, here use my cell phone.

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Sex and the City Season 3 Episode 15 Quotes

Dr Talley: With some clients I've found it often helps to create your own non-threatening language, with which to talk about sex.
Charlotte: I'm not sure that I understand.
Dr Talley: Well, for example, one client rather whimsically dubbed his anus "the chocolate starfish". (chuckles)
Trey: Are you quite sure you went to Yale?

Samantha: Are you in pain? I'm in pain just looking at you.
Miranda: I'm a 34-year-old woman with braces and I'm on a liquid diet. Pain doesn't begin to cover it.