I'm so bloated and gassy, I'm like a flotation device.


I'm homeless! I'm gonna be a bag lady! A Fendi bag lady, but a bag lady!


I have no fortune. I didn't need a cookie to tell me that.

</i> Carrie

I've spent $40,000 on shoes and I have no place to live? I will literally be the old woman who lived in her shoes!

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