I'm officially out of men to fuck, I have to get married or move.

Samantha

(to Samantha) If your engaged I'm selling the apartment.

Miranda

Carrie: Do you believe in love at first sight?
Big: I believe in lust at first sight.

Miranda: Oh, I get it, my apartment is going to be lucky for everybody but me.
Carrie: What apartment isn't lucky for Samantha.

I don't understand why women are so obsessed with getting married? I mean married people just want to be single again, if you're single the world is your smorgasbord.

Samantha

Charlotte: It's love at first sight.
Samantha: Honey, this isn't love, its about two people justifying a week of non stop fucking.
Miranda: On my furniture.

Everyone says that as soon as you get a place of your own, someone will propose, I thought it would be to me.

Miranda

I have to start writing things down. I also have to start drinking heavily.

Samantha

It was all very familiar. She was having a dej-fuck.

Carrie

Man: I think I know you from somewhere.
Samantha: It's very possible we've fucked.

Sex and the City Season 2 Episode 7 Quotes

(to Samantha) If your engaged I'm selling the apartment.

Miranda

I'm officially out of men to fuck, I have to get married or move.

Samantha