We all get freaked out from time to time, but we keep trying because you have to figure, if the world fattest twins can find love there's hope for all of us. Somewhere, out there, there's another little freak who'll love us, understand us, will kiss our three heads and make it all better.


Somewhere out there is another little freak who will love us and understand us and kiss our three heads and make it all better.


Miranda: Whatever happened to aging gracefully?
Carrie: It got old.

You can tell everything about a person by who their friends are.


Miranda: He's a freak! Aside from technique what do you even know about him? Do you talk?
Samantha: Do you even fuck?

Hang on honey, you don't fall in love with Mr. Pussy. You enjoy him and then set him free.


Samantha is showing off her new girdle
Carrie: That's a girdle with a hole.
Samantha: Of course, it has a hole, its for peeing, ectetera.

I can't believe this, we spend all our lives trying to hid the fat in our ass and your gonna put it right out there on your face?


This is why I don't date. The men out there are freaks!

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