Berger: I collect found playing cards. They're all over the city.
Carrie: I never noticed.
Berger: You will now, that's the thing..... I'm hoping to get a full deck. Insert the obvious joke here.

Carrie: So what's your book called?
Berger: Half-off. That's all it's called now, half-off.

We were having one of those great first dates that you can only have when its not an actual date.

Carrie

Carrie: Samantha, where are you going?
Samantha: I'm gonna splash some water on my face, and then I'm going home. And I will not be judged by you or society. I will wear whatever, and blow whomever I want, as long as I can breathe and kneel.

(Charlotte walks into the room in a very revealing dress)
Miranda: Charlotte, are you in there?
Carrie: No, but I think Harlot is.

How many guys do we ever hit it off with? Very few, and even if we do, those relationships don't last, and even if they did, men die first, so we're right back where we started.

Carrie

Samantha: Who picked this breast-aurant?
Carrie: Cleavage is big here, it's part of the regional charm.

That's what I said yesterday about eating bread, and I just ordered pancakes.

Miranda

Miranda: I can't go. I'm just...not ready to be separated from the baby.
Carrie: What???
Miranda: I'm kidding! Steve took him two hours ago. I'm free, I'm free!!

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