Sex and the City Season 3 Quotes
Carrie: You know I'm not even sure bi-sexuality exists? I think it's just a layover on the way to gay town.
Miranda: Isn't that right next to Ricky Martinville
Samantha: You know I think it's great. He's open to all sexual experiences. He's evolved. He's hot.
Miranda: He's not hot. It's greedy. he's double dipping.
Samantha: You're not marrying the guy. You're making out with him. Enjoy it and don't worry about the label.
Charlotte: I'm very into labels; gay, straight, pick a side and stay there.
Carrie: What about my problem.
Miranda: Stop, kissing him.
Carrie: Easy, for her to say.
Miranda: That pile, your stuff, you have to keep it neater.
Steve: Maybe, if you could spare a drawer or a box or something I could keep my underwear out of the way.
Miranda: You want a drawer?
Steve: Actually, actually...I would like to move in.
Miranda, it's like you're the guy sometimes.
Steve
Miranda: See, my hips don't pop, I'm a guy.
Carrie: You're, insane!
Miranda: I'm never going to be a girly girl, I never will. I'm never going to be a lotus flower.
Carrie: May I just say, thank God.
Miranda: A girly girl would want her boyfirend to move in.
Carrie: Yea, she also wears makeup to the gym.
Miranda: And makes little hearts above her I's.
: I'm gonna find my inner goddess if it kills me.
Miranda
The bad news is, you're fired. The good news is, now I can fuck you.
Samantha
Samantha: I can't believe that bitch is a no show.
Carrie: I'm the one whose sick. I charged another outfit I can't afford. I probably bounced a check to a charity just to prove I'm amazing. I never felt so...let's just go.
Samantha: I paid eighty-five dollars. We're having our two drinks. What do you feel like?
Carrie: Um, loser on the rocks.
Miranda: Do you have a rolling pin?
Carrie: On me?
Miranda: In your kitchen?
Carrie: Are you kidding me, I use my oven for storage.
Samantha: I'm telling you it was entrapment, false advertising and blantant discrimination. You can't just randomly go down on one person and not on another. I paid good money and expected to be eaten out.
Carrie: This is not the conversation I wish to have as my most amazing self.
