I'm just starting out and you're just staring over. I would really love it if we could do that together.

Jimmy

I'm taking whatever side makes my mom happy.

Nate

You're going to have sex with Bob's Babcock?

Harrison

Signed, sealed, delivered. I'm not yours anymore.

Harrison

I've been doing what makes me happy but what makes me happy doesn't want to do me anymore.

Lydia

I still have a stabbing pain in the gaping hole where my heart used to be.

Jimmy

Jimmy: I can't breathe.
Atticus: Unbutton your tiny shirt.

Did you just lump in getting engaged with ending up homeless and dying?

Lydia

Jimmy: I've never stolen your underwear.
Nate: Said the guy wearing my underwear.

Lydia: Like listen to me when I talked, or go to any of Nate's little league games, or the fact that this was the Christmas that you told Nate that Santa was an anti-Semite and proceeded to re-enact the Holocaust.
Harrison: Okay, I'll admit my Holocostume was a mistake.

Dad, take that off. You look like an albino Tom Selleck.

Nate

Don't be nice to me while you're doing something stupid.

Nate

Significant Mother Quotes

I need to knock your mom's socks off to make up for the fact that I've already knocked your mom's socks off.

Jimmy

Mr. Tickle Fingers gets a little frisky when we watch Downton Abbey.

Lydia