Why would I listen to a confused lesbian slut?

I've been dreaming of this for like years, and now it's over before you ever got to tie me up and put caramel sauce all over me.


Michelle, you're taking your clothes off!


1992. That was the year I stopped pretending to be stupid because I was pretty.


Just so you know, you're leaning on eight years of piss stains, might want to move down.

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